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| User: | xiombarg (450627) 
Yes, But Does It Make Coffee?
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| Name: | Kirt "Loki" Dankmyer |
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| Website: | ivanhoe |
| Location: | Hyattsville, Maryland, United States |
| Birthdate: | 1972-10-11 |
| E-mail: | xiombarg@io.com
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| AOL IM: |  XiomBRAG (Add Buddy, Send Message) |
| ICQ UIN: |  368485 (User Profile) |
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| Bio: | If you actually want to know how to make coffee, I'd start here but I'd possibly end up here or something.
If your journal is on my "friends" list, you can get contact info in a backdated entry. Also, be sure to check out my latest official declaration.
Please check out the README before you start reading. Oh, and if you came here from a comment I made on someone else's journal, you might want to read my more specific disclaimer.
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Name: Kirt A. Dankmyer (goes by Loki)
Significator: Knight of Wands (Prince of Wands via Crowley)
Email: xiombarg@io.com (go figure)
Snailmail: 2637 Nicholson Street; Apt 102; Hyattsville, MD 20782
Home Phone: [CENSORED]
Sign: U-Turn Allowed (Libra Rat)
Birthplace: Pittsburgh, PA USA
Hometown: Bridgeport, WV (kinda -- Pittsburgh counts too)
Bday (ISO 8601): 1972-10-11
Home: Fluid (Washington, DC area at the moment)
Sex: Yes, please
Gender: Standard-issue clueless hetboy (male)
Aliases (in no particular order): Baron Keely, Ian Chesterson, Honey-AAAA9993, Nyarlathotep, Dr. Charlie Tannen, Mad Hatter, Loki, The Diabolical Doctor Dankmyer, Lord Parapsychology Major, YT, Xiombarg, Stan, Ian, DANKMYER X, Sufi-Krakoa Pith the First (Marquis de Iowa), Therion the Mad, Sir Bandersnatch, Mordred of Orkney Wood, Sir Sleeps-A-Lot, DOKTOR BOYSENBERRY
Languages (in sloppy order of fluency, from native to teeny smattering): English, l33t5p3@k, perl, C, C++, BASIC, PASCAL, Modula-2, Latin, Spanish, LISP, INTERCAL
Hobbies (in no particular order): reading (not enough anymore), writing, LARP, tabletop RPGs, board games, card games, improv, magick, surrealism, free association, I Ching, Wicca, conspiracy theories, alternate history, collecting hats, love
Favorite Colour: Prickle
Other sensory likes: human pheromones (female); fingertips brushing skin; clashing images
Favorite Divinities: Eris, the God-Biscuit, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, Nyarlathotep, Mithras, Benten
Heroes: Douglas Hofstadter, Randolph Carter, the Gnostic Lucifer, Elric, Tyr Anasazi, Sukidayo
Favorite Authors: Italo Calvino, Clark Ashton Smith, H.P. Lovecraft, Mike Moorcock, Mal-2, Douglas Adams, Jack Vance, Robert Anton Wilson, "Evil Uncle Al" Crowley, Sun Tzu, Milton, Keats, Neal Stephenson, George RR Martin
Bibles: Principia Discordia, Book of the SubGenius, The Nuclear Platypus Biscuit Bible, the Gnostic Gospels, The Art of War, A Distant Mirror, Tough Guide to Fantasyland
Other Books: Metamagical Themas, Soluble Fish, Good Omens, Alice in Wonderland, The Monk, the Elric saga, A Game of Thrones, The Three Musketeers, If on a Winter's Night a Traveler, Invisible Cities, A Prayer for Owen Meany
Comics: The Invisibles, Death Note, Batman graphic novels (Dark Knight Returns, Killing Joke, Arkham Asylum, and Night Cries), Squee, Deus Ex, Runaways, Top 10, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Powers, Transmetropoliton, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Judge Dredd, Super Manga Blast, The Red Star, Strangers in Paradise, Superboy
Comic Strips: Questionable Content (http://questionablecontent.net/), Sluggy Freelance (http://www.sluggy.com), Goats (http://www.goats.com), Bloom County, Life In Hell, This Modern World, Something Positive (http://www.somethingpositive.net), Schlock Mercenary (http://www.schlockmercenary.com) and many, many others
Music: 80s industrial (especially Front 242), 80s cheese (The Eurythmics, Duran Duran), Gregorian chants, Jane's Addiction, Bauhaus, The Sisters of Mercy, Dr. Demento, They Might Be Giants, some reggae, some Celtic, various electronic subgenres (mmmm, Prodigy). . .
TV (in short bursts): B5, Firefly, Andromeda, Gilmore Girls, Max Headroom, Invader Zim, Farscape, Tiny Toons, Red Dwarf, Black Adder, MST3K, Daria, Heroes, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Iron Chef, Good Eats
Movies: Memento, Fight Club, American History X, Fear of a Black Hat, Angel Heart, The Killer (and related Hong Kong cinema), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Liquid Sky, Buckaroo Banzai, What's Up Tiger Lily, The Prophecy, any Godzilla flick, Moulin Rouge, Star Wars, The Dark Crystal, The Forbidden Zone, any Marx brothers film, various film noir classics
Anime/Manga: Revolutionary Girl Utena, Full Metal Alchemist, Area 88, X/1999, Outlaw Star, Serial Experiments Lane, Big O, GTO, Key: the Metal Idol, Cowboy Bebop, Shadow Star, Seraphic Feather, Vampire Princess Miyu, Berserk, Chobits, Lupin the Third, Dirty Pair, My Dear Marie, Nightwalker: Midnight Detective, Bubblegum Crisis, Card Captor Sakura, Ranma 1/2, Dominion: Tank Police, Haunted Junction, Jubei-Chan, Laputa: Castle in the Sky, Sailor Moon, Speed Racer, Robotech, Captain Harlock, Project A-Ko, Vampire Hunter D, Sister Princess
Games (incomplete list): Unsung, Pretender, Nobilis, Dead Inside, Nomic, Fluxx, In Nomine, InSpectres, OctaNe, HeroQuest, Cosmic Encounter, Illuminati, The Riddle of Steel, Amber Diceless Roleplay, Deadlands: Hell on Earth, Junta, Diplomacy, Wushu, Brawl, Button Men, Devil Bunny Needs A Ham, Starcraft, Settlers of Catan, the Morrow Project, Mike's Impossible Game [whoever breaks a law of physics first, wins]
Melancholy Quotation: "I waked, she fled, and day brought back my night." -Milton
Random Motto: Glasses are scissors.
This Bio Last Updated: 2008-03-03
You can buy me stuff if you really, really want. I now have a Amazon Wishlist. Fear me.
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According to my friends:
Loki is a cool elfey hobbit man. Loki is nifty. Loki is my evil twin. Loki is a silly, sweet, adorable man made of carrots. Loki is too far away. Loki is smart and silly and geeky and fun. Loki is a bagel. Loki is a jolly person who has wonderfully evil, creative thought processes! Loki is a wonderful friend. Loki is a lemur. Loki is "advanced". Loki is a duck doing the hula. |
| Memories: | 1164 entries |
| Interests: | 148: 14th century, 1980s, 19th century, a_cows_udder_knows_no_weekends, alternate history, amber diceless, anime, armchair anarchy, art, b-movies, babylon 5, backtable, beating up other ninjas, board games, buckaroo banzai, cats, changeling, chaos, cheese, chow yun fat, college roomies from hell, comics, conspiracies, cows, cryptography, dada, dark elves, del.icio.us, discordianism, divination, drow, eastern thought, eris, faerie, faerie epistemology, fairys, feminism, feng shui, fight club, film noir, fnord, freaks, game design, games, gaming, geeks, girls with glasses, gnostic gospels, gnosticism, goats, gothic women, grinnell college, handhelds, hats, head shrimps, high weirdness, history, humor, hundred years war, i ching, indie games, industrial, infornography, inspectres, interactive literature, invader zim, iron chef, italo calvino, jhonen vasquez, jungian psychology, larp, laughing, lewis carroll, love, mad science, magick, memes, microfiction, milton, monty python, mst3k, myers-briggs, narbonic, neal stephenson, nightcrawler, nin, ninjas, nobilis, nocturnal, noir, not making coffee, occult, octane rpg, online comics, paganism, palm pilot, pants, pepperoni, personality tests, philip k. dick, pirates, pizza, poems, poetry, red dwarf, red meat, redcaps, retro, revolutionary girl utena, role playing games, roleplaying, roleplaying games, romantic mindfucking, rpgs, sarcasm, scarred lands, schlock mercenary, science fiction, sex, shady side academy, sidhe, sluggy freelance, squee, ssa, star wars, steampunk, steganography, strangers in paradise, stupid personality tests, surrealism, sushi, the invisibles, the tick, they might be giants, tin machine, unix, victorian, virika, wackiness, webcomics, wicca, wigu, women, writing, xyzzy, yoi, zappatos pequenos, ♥ |
| Schools: | Bridgeport Middle School - Bridgeport, WV
Shady Side Academy - Pittsburgh, PA (1987 - 1991)
Grinnell College - Grinnell, IA (1991 - 1995)
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| Friends: | 594: View Friends. |
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